Build a Burrito

Freya:Waffle! I’m dying of hunger!
Waffle:You are already dead.
Freya:I’m gonna double die then! I’ll become a ghost that haunts other ghosts.
Waffle:Are there ghosts that haunt ghosts?
Freya:I don't know, but I’m gonna find out soon if I don’t get any food!
Waffle:My scans indicate that “Build a Burrito” is the closest restaurant in our vicinity.
Freya:I-I’m going towards the light again. Wait! Build a Burrito? Ring ring, Hello, Grimreaper? Please cancel my 9 o'clock reservation with death, ok thanks bye!
Freya:The promise of burritos has delayed his arrival so let's hurry there!
Waffle:Running.
Waffle:We have arrived.
Freya:What! The doors locked?
Freya:Mwah ha ha ha! How pathetic! You dare underestimate the fat gorgeous Freya! Well prepare to feel my wrath! Freya fiery fist punch!
*plink*
Waffle:That was a kick.
Waffle:It appears the door opens by pulling, not pushing.
Freya:Hehehe, I totally knew that… I… I was just showing all these other doors what happens when they get in the way of me and my burritos! Yeah!
Waffle:Doors are inanimate objects that do not possess the capacity to feel or observe.
Freya:Wow, yikes. Way to put them down like that. But enough with the door disparaging, burritos are calling!
Freya:Oh look, here’s the kiosk! Let’s get to building!! You go first Waffle!
Waffle:I do not require food.
Freya:Don’t worry, I’ll eat it for you! Just build whatever your heart desires!
Waffle:I have selected for my burrito to have, refried beans and cheddar cheese.
Freya:… Waffle, are you feeling ok?
Waffle:My systems are optimal, why?
Freya:It’s just, *starting to crack up* that’s the saddest burrito I think anyone has ever devised hahaha!
Waffle:Was my “heart” mistaken? I can change it if you are not satisfied.
Freya:No no no, I wouldn’t dare change something so close to your heart. Now, watch and learn! I call this one the Freya special!
Waffle:Watching.
Freya:So for this one we’re gonna load it up with, double beef, brown rice, black beans, salsa verde, cheese, and sour cream! And it’s not the Freya special unless you order three of them! Now, Order! *tap*
Waffle:Your burrito possesses many ingredients.
Freya:I know! It took years of trial and error, but I was eventually able to create this fatty cylindrical paradise! Oh! Looks like they're done already! Let's take these back to a booth and chow down!
Waffle:Carrying.
Waffle:Sitting.
Freya:Ok! Let’s get the depre - I mean, let’s start with your burrito Waffle!
Waffle:Unwrapping.
Freya:Thank you! Well, here goes the first bite… Mmm, I can really taste the beans and cheese and sorrow. wow. Umm, you know this burrito is really good for… Enhancing the flavor of other food! Yeah… Good job Waffle!
Waffle:Thank you.
Freya:Alright, one down, three to go! Time to move on to the *sings* Freya Special!!
Waffle:Unwrapping
Freya:Mwa hu hu! That’s one thick, beefy, burrito!
Waffle:Water is leaking from your mouth onto the table.
Freya:Hehe don’t worry, that’s just liquid appreciation! Now, time to say your goodbyes burrito numero two!
Freya:Mmmm, how can something possibly be this goood!
Freya:I’m gonna come…
Freya:…here every day from now on!
Freya:*Burp*, phew, my belly’s starting to feel a little full. Good thing there’s only two more to go!
Waffle:Unwrapping, here you go.
Freya:Thank you! Any last words burrito 3? Waffle, did you hear that? I think it said, “eat me as fast as you can”!
Waffle:I did not hear anything.
Freya:Well I assure you that’s what it said, and who am I to argue with a burrito's last wish!
Freya:*moans* half way through. I, I think I’ve gotta unbutton my pants. Phew that feels much better! My belly can breathe a little!
Waffle:I think we are going to need a bigger booth or a smaller table soon.
Freya:Hehe, I know! My stomachs gonna pin me here if I keep this up…
Freya:Hehe, my huuuge bloated belly, weighing me down, pressing me against the booth. I’d be totally helpless and stuck hehe! Cmon burrito three, let's make it happen!
Freya*moan* uh! I’m starting to feel hot, Waffle, could you get me a rootbeer.
Waffle:Here is your rootbeer.
Freya:Thank you, ahh, that’s a little better. Man, my belly’s so hard and full now. Hehe, my shirt’s given up too now. Stay down shirt haha! *Burp*
Waffle:Would you like for me to get a to go box for the remaining burrito.
Freya:Did you forget why it’s called the Freya special? I’ve gotta eat all of them!
Waffle:Are you sure you are able to?
Freya:Hehe, It’s gonna be a struggle, but I’m gonna do it!
Waffle:Unwrapping.
Freya:Hehe, finally we meet burrito number four. Don’t worry, you’ll meet the others soon enough.
Freya:I think I’m gonna need some help though. Waffle, could you feed it to me?
Waffle:Yes. Prepare for consumption.
Freya:Mmm, so, gooood~
Freya:*pant*, *pant*, it’s getting hard to breathe hehe, let me catch my breath for a second.
Waffle:Recommendation, standing up would relieve the pressure from the table.
Freya:*groan* But it’s so heavy. I don’t know if I can.
Waffle:I will offer assistance. Lean back, position as much of your belly over the table as possible and grab my arm. I will slowly lift you up.
Freya:Ok, *groan* Phew, my belly feels even tighter now, but at least I have some room to breathe. Thank you Waffle!
Waffle:You are welcome, I will also provide your belly with support.
Freya:Ah, that feels so much better. Hehe, you make the perfect table for my belly to rest on~
Freya:Phew, ok, only half to go! I’m ready for more Waffle.
Waffle:Feeding.
Freya:Oh god, I’m gonna burst. Ok, ok, a few more bites. I’ve got this
Freya:Oh my gosh, I did it. Phew!
Waffle:Congratulations.
Freya:*Moan* Uhhh, I feel like such a stuffed cow! I think I need to lie down.
Waffle:I will remove the cushions from the booths to fashion you a bed. Give me a few minutes
Freya:Uhhh, my belly feels so heavy without your support. *Burp* I can’t believe how big it is! It *burp* feels so hard.
Waffle:The bed has been made.
Freya:Thank you, I’m gonna take a nap now.
Waffle:I will help you lie down.
Freya:Ahh, that feels better. Waffle, could you pull off my shorts too?
Waffle:yes. Pulling.
Freya:Hehe, my ass just didn’t wanna let go did it! Thank you.
Waffle:You are welcome, can I offer you any more assistance.
Freya:Could you rub my belly until I fall asleep.
Waffle:Rubbing.
Freya:Ahhh, this is the life. Stuffed full of beef in the middle of Build a Burrito hehe. Good night Waffle. Thanks for all your help today!
Waffle:Good night. Sleep well.

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